Confusing Name
An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman " arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.
He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as
"Anotherman Superman"
Funniest Real Hindi Movie names
Andheri Raat Mein, Diya Tere Haath Mein
Albert Pinto Ko Gussa Kyon Aata Hai?
U, Me Aur Hum
Manorama Six Feet Under
Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag
Khosla Ka Ghosla
Kiss Kiss Ki Kismat
Daag: The Fire
Salim Langde Pe Mat Ro
Hindi Names and their Chinese Version
Ek Aashik: Hiro Hito Hun
Aashik's mother: Hiro Ki Ma
A secretary: Li Kho Li Kho
A Waiter: Chai En Pao Lao
A cook: Pu Lao Pakao
A Sadhu: San T' Sa-Tsung
A Soldier: Tien Shun
A Watchman: Kuon Hai
A milkman: Pa Nih Mi Lao
A Rich man: Ma La Mal
A deaf girl: Kya Kaha
A Beautiful girl: Hsein Ah
Kolhapuri girl: La Won Gi Mi'Chi
A villager meeting kolha-puri girl: Hakka Bakka
I composed the names of everybody I've unfriended onto a bit of paper; my flat mate took it and folded it into a joint.
Now he’s high on my list of people I never want to see again.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could joke "I walked 5 miles"
In any case, today, I ran over 5 miles
If I have twin daughters, I'll name one Kate
And I'll name the other "DupliKate"
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
If I had a dog or pup, I will name it stain
So whenever I would call for it, I could yell “come stain!”
How long is an asian name
More specifically, it’s a Vietnamese or Chinese name
Once a King had 3 cups in front of him. The first 2 cups are full, the third cup is empty. What is the name of the King?
King Philip III
I went to a Hotel to book a room and the lady at the reception told me that all the rooms were full.
I told her my name was "Improvement" And there's always a room for improvement.
I dare you to name one thing that has done more for the environment than all the environmentalists!
The Coronavirus
If I were a Don my name would be Mitochondria
because then when I get arrested I would be called the powerhouse of the cell
Stephen King has a son and his name is Joe. I’m not joking..
but he is...
Raipur Twins Named "Corona" And "Covid"
03 Apr 2020
A couple in Raipur India have took this unusual decision to name their twins "Corona" And "Covid" to highlight the good habits of sanitation, hygiene and inculcate other good habits the virus have brought in people's lives.
Couple names baby after Mutual FundSwedish based Indian couple, have named their daughter ‘Mirae’ after the top performing Mirae Asset Mutual Fund. Mirae Asset Large Cap Fund and Mirae Asset Emerging Bluechip have been delivering strong performance relative to their category and benchmark over the past 5-7 years.
Couple Fights to Name Baby 'Metallica'
Apr 3rd - 4:15pm
STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Metallica may be a cool name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to convince officials it is also suitable for a baby girl.
Michael and Karolina Tomaro are locked in a court battle with Swedish authorities, which rejected their application to name their six-month-old child after the legendary rock band.
"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."